Presence of mind

Humor: What are some of the greatest examples of presence of mind?

Once Swami Vivekananda went to the USA. After the world-famous speech, he became very popular among Americans.

American was fascinated by his intelligence. One day a young lady came to him and asked him to marry her.

Swamiji was wondering and asked why she wants to marry him? The answer was, she fascinated by Swamiji's intelligence and want an intellectual child like him.

Swamiji smiled and gives an answer to the young lady. Yes, miss, your demand is very much right. But think again first marry then bring a child in the earth and also ensure about the child intellectual which is totally uncertain takes a long time.

I have a simple and 100 % assure solution if you desire. Oh, very good. What is that? Miss getting excited.

Take me as your son. Become my mother and all the desire of you, having a child-like me, will accomplish with no time.

Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose was going to meet Hitler. Hitler had more than two of three dummies for his safety. Netaji waiting at the hall for Hitler and was going through a newspaper. Hitler passed Infront of Subhash. Netaji, notice that but didn't show any reaction.

Second time again Hitler passed but Subhash didn't show any reaction. The third time was also the same.

The fourth time Hitler came behind and put a hand of Netaji's shoulder. This time Subhash stand up and shake hands with Hitler.

Hitler asked Netaji, three times I passed Infront of you but you didn't show any reaction.

They are not you. They all your dummies.

Hitler wondering, how do you know that they are all my dummies?

Because except original Hitler no any dummies have the courage to put a hand on Subhash's shoulder. When you put your hand on my shoulder I recognize you.

George Barnard Shaw was a famous writer and philosopher. He was not handsome. In an occasion, he met a famous actress. She was a fan of his writing.

That day the actress gives him a proposal to marry her. Barnard asked him why? The actress had an answer.

Just imagine how famous will be our child. Our child will have the beauty of mine and intellectual like you.

Barnard Shaw smiled and reply, I think what will happen if it got reverse. Mean, I want to say if our child gets looking like me and intelligent like you.